the girl with a dream

rach was grumbling yesterday about how rach ooi was showing off her boyfriend.

RY: " yor, that rachel ooi ar, keep showing off her bf and said her bf will be better than any bf i get!!!! "

haha.
RY is always worried about not getting a bf in future life.
you know why...
and wilson says her bf will be either deaf or will be deaf.

she just totally forgot about the whole her-bf-wont-be-better-than-rach ooi's-issue
and went on being her USUAL self.

" rach ar, i thought you wrote on your blog that you wanted to get rid of your bad habits? "-moo

http://shuhweirachel.blogspot.com/2008/12/habits-i-hate.html

" yea, ya lor. how ar? you know what?...."-RY

so i ended up being her
mentor in becoming a eligible girlfriend for a boy.
that's what she intorduced me as to wilson.

both me and wilson were on our mission.
everytime she laughed,
you know how she laughs,
(i always say a tennis ball can fit right into her mouth)
i eye her. and she stops and
tries REALLY hard to contain it.
that wilson told her,
" no, you should stand up straight and put one leg in front, cover your mouth with one hand and only giggle. "
it would be such a sight if RY laughs like tat. i mean giggle.

and RY has her extra big movements when she talks.
so i eye her. and then she stops.
i should be called the eye-er instead of a mentor.
she got tired, i guess, of being so composed.

" i thought my bf i supposed to like me for who i am? "- RY

" NO!!! first impression counts ok! or not you'll scare every boy away. imagine when you meet your future mother-in-law for the first time for dinner, and you just go wahahahaha when you hear a joke. i think she'll faint straightaway and there goes your bf. "-wilz

to make things easier, i suggested that
" or not ask your bf to make sure nobody at the table makes a joke lo."

at the finale, she was tensed up that i laughed.
" you must be really pressured to have me around you." -moo

" no la, i need the pressure. or not i can't change."-ry

so three more days, i'll be eye-ing her.
since we're together for so long during our practises.
so ppl, do help.
when you see her trying to fit a tennis ball into her mouth,
tell her, " compose rach, compose!''

she's is so going to invite you to her wedding.
haha.
rach, dun kill me or scream when you read this.
remember, compose youself^^

~mentor moo~