Tuesday, August 18, 2009

squeak!

0 comments Posted by connie at 12:27 AM

when things come to the worse,
even plastic tastes good.
elecricity has been cut off,
and we have to live in the attic,
cold and wet, especially when it rains.

sniff...
something smells nice...
fish....
at last. must have been some kind-hearted man who left it at our doorstep.
i rushed to gobbled it but to my terror,
i was confined to a compartment.
mum!!! i've been kidnapped.

that burly man took me and place me on the grassy fields.
i was terrified.
it was so bright that i could not even see clearly.
thump!thump!thump!
i heard footsteps.
i turned, and " sizzle..." was i all i heard.
i ran, and ran and ran.
but i was just going in circles.
the pain was overwhelming and all i could remember was the sauna was overheated.

in case, this post is confusing.
lemme fill you in.
there's this rat=i who loves to nibble on the wires=plastic on my ceiling.
it triggered off the alarm one night.

so my dad=burly man/kindhearted man decided to put a mouse trap=compartment there.
he placed salted fish=fish in it.
and he got the rat.
it was cute actually.
so daddy took it out to our garden=grassy fields
and went to boil some hot water=sizzling?
and he poured it over IT!!! gasp!!!
it ran and ran and ran in circles.
it was so hot! i could see the steam.
at last, it squeaked.
it broke my heart...
all i could see was that his left hind leg was in vibration mode.
like how the dogs would do it.
i'm guessing that the muscles were relaxing and contracting too much.
and there it was, wet and red.
like how it would turn out to be in a overheated sauna.

in case you guys think my dad is cruel.
i wouldnt want to dissect it either.
which was my dad's other option.
who knows what it ate in the roof.

 

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Monday, July 13, 2009

diving STICK

0 comments Posted by connie at 10:32 PM

this is something i really have to share.
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so yeah, went out for lunch yesterday and my parents insisted that i drive.
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we went to dong nan and went for chendol at sushine farlim.
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went to the bank....
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i am boring you right... :)
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kakaz.
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ok. i drove home and as i opened the electric gate.
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!!!behold a 60 cm long ( 2 long rulers )
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lizard/mini komodo dragon!!!!/reptile la!
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was SUNBATHING on my porch!
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ON MY PORCH!!!
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aiyeee! amphibians are the grossiest things on earth!
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so i was squealing, mighty loud too,
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and i was at the driver's seat, which is dangerous for the whole family.
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so the two male Lee's decided to catch it with their bare hands!!! * drum rolls....*
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so not!!
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they played tag!
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you're it! nO! YOU'RE IT!
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dad was at the gate. sam was at the garden.
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this thing can run, i tell you.
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just imagine it, a very flat long scaly thing, running across the tiles with its 4 puny legs.
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HILARIOUS!!
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it was smart too.
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running about and hid in my metal box which covered the engine to the gate.
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my dad had to get ready at the box.
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my eyes were glued and up the box went.
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that thing ( i'm going to call it Stick ) just ran for its life
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Stick ran out then it ran near the edge of my neighbour's gate.
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but i suppose the past experience shattered its nerve and it hesitated.
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so it continued running, ( sam was chasing it )
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and i guess it was looking back till........
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STICK DIVED INTO THE DRAIN.
or should i say glide.
i hope it swims.
but sam was grinning up to his ear when he saw it.
so that's a bad sign.

 

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Friday, March 20, 2009

goodness!

1 comments Posted by connie at 3:02 PM

guys, just try not to fit a tennis ball into your mouth.

i know!!! i'm was like blank.blink.blink.

how can they do it so well?

i guess i can't say i have much of a talent in art anymore.

ppl, before u slap me.

i did not go ONLINE for a WHOLE day yesterday!

so,no slapping.

 

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